Something cool!

The other day I was sitting in sacrament meeting and I was massaging my hand, and I noticed a small black dot in my middle finger. As I was looking at what it was and trying to palpate around it to maybe get it out, I remembered that it was a sliver that I was messing with just 2 days before. By this time it had had skin grow over the top of it and was going to take some work to get it out. I'd more than likely have to cut it out. It was then that I had an epiphany. This sliver was just like sin... And the action of removing it was the atonement. Had I just removed the sliver when it was first discover and still on the surface it would have been so much easier and take a lot less effort and pain. It helped me to realize some things, and though I suppose that I had already known these things it was a lot easier to comprehend when I was willing to listen to the spirit and be taught.

Joke time! There was a man that was on his way home from work. The drive home is a good distance and he was messing with the radio stations to find something decent to pass the time with. When all of a sudden a rabbit ran out in front of him. He sent the rabbit flying as he slammed on his brakes. The man then ran out of his car to go see the rabbit, it wasn't just a rabbit though...It was the Easter Bunny! The man broke down in tears because he had now killed the Easter Bunny! A woman who was driving the opposite direction saw the man sobbing and pulled over to help him. She asked what the matter was and the man replied, "I've killed the Easter Bunny!" She then exclaimed, "I know what to do!" She then runs to the back of her car and pulls out a can and runs over to the dead Easter Bunny and sprays the carcass up and down with a substance in this can. The Easter Bunny then Leaps to his feet hopping 50 yards and then stopping turning around and waving, then another 50 yards, turns around and waves, and keeps going...The man then asks, "What's in that can?" The lady hands him the bottle, and the man reads the label Harespray Revives and gives permanent wave to your hare!